Remove bloatware from Xiaomi devices

  1. Enable developer mode
  2. Enable USB debugging and USB debugging (Security settings)
  3. Download Platform Tools from Chrome Developers
  4. Unzip platform-tools folder and add it to your path
  5. List all devices available:
    adb devices
  6. List all packages installed:
    adb shell pm list packages
  7. Search for a specific package:
    adb shell pm list packages -f youtube
  8. Get only package names and sort the output:
    adb shell pm list packages | sed -e 's/.*://' | sort
  9. Remove the package:
    adb shell pm uninstall -k --user 0

Toxoplasma gondii

infected mice get sexually attracted to cats
cats eats the mice and shit all over the place
livestock eat infected food
humans eat improperly cooked meat
parasites are lodged in the brain near neurons
inflammation and dopamine secretion affect human behavior
men get more aggressive
woman get more sexual
30% of global population are infected
60% of Brazilian population are infected


Install docker on WSL 2

1 – Make sure your WSL is enabled and running

On PowerShell:
Enable-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName VirtualMachinePlatform
Enable-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName Microsoft-Windows-Subsystem-Linux

On PowerShell, WT, CMD or GitBash:
wsl --set-version <Distro> 2
wsl --set-default-version 2
wsl --list --verbose or wsl -l -v

If after that, it still doen’t work, execute this command as Admin on CMD and reboot Windows:
bcdedit /set hypervisorlaunchtype auto start

2 – Install on WSL

Start WSL on PowerShell, WT, CMD or GitBash:

Remove old packages:
sudo apt-get remove docker docker-engine containerd runc
sudo apt-get update

Install dependency packages:
sudo apt-get install apt-transport-https ca-certificates curl gnupg-agent software-properties-common

Add Docker’s official GPG key:
curl -fsSL | sudo apt-key add -

(Optional) – Verify key fingerprint:
sudo apt-key fingerprint 0EBFCD88

Set up the stable repository for x86_64/amd64 archtecture:
sudo add-apt-repository "deb [arch=amd64] $(lsb_release -cs) stable"
sudo apt-get update

Make sure you are about to install from the Docker repo instead of the default Ubuntu repo:
apt-cache policy docker-ce

Install latest version of docker:
sudo apt-get install docker-ce docker-ce-cli

3 – (Optional) – Enable Docker usage to non-root user:

Add your username to the docker group:
sudo usermod -aG docker ${USER}

Apply the new group membership:
su - ${USER}

Confirm that your user is now added to the docker group:
id -nG

4 – Test instalation:

(sudo) docker run hello-world

5 – Install docker-compose

Download current stable release of Docker Compose:
sudo curl -L "$(uname -s)-$(uname -m)" -o /usr/local/bin/docker-compose

Apply executable permissions to the binary:
sudo chmod +x /usr/local/bin/docker-compose

Test the installation:
docker-compose --version


If after a reboot docker won’t start, up the service manually:
sudo service docker start


Skylab – Fátima Bernardes Experiência

Fátima Bernardes fugiu de casa
Fátima Bernardes mandou um beijo
Fátima Bernardes foi baleada
Fátima Bernardes chupando dedo

Glória Maria

Fátima Bernardes pra presidente
Fátima Bernardes em carne e osso
Fátima Bernardes tem corrimento
Fátima Bernardes, William Bonner

Glória Maria

Fátima Bernardes investe tudo
Fátima Bernardes com arroz ‘la grega’
Fátima Bernardes é vagabunda
Fátima Bernardes tem caderneta

Glória Maria

Fátima Bernardes cheirando cola
Fátima Bernardes com a pica dura
Fátima Bernardes experiência
Fátima Bernardes também é cultura

Glória Maria



you’re broken when you’re heart’s not open
you’re so consumed with what you’ll get
let all your the hurt inside of you die
you only see what your eyes want to see


um boquete não tem cara

pode ser a mais feia, gorda, desajeitada
se souber fazer, muda tudo
é o mais importante

eu chamo de “a prova de fogo”
todo homem tem que passar
é um rito de passagem
um momento difícil
de vacas magras

a única opção que sobra
parece desespero
mas você vai mesmo assim
na hora dá vontade de desistir
mas há sempre uma esperança

e o boquete compensa tudo
faz valer a pena
abre seus horizontes
traz novas possibilidades
te deixa mais promíscuo

agora tudo é vantagem
losing all hope was freedom